The prospect of becoming a parent for the first time is pretty daunting but for someone like myself with no prior experience of children, it was beyond terrifying. For this reason, I decided that everything 'HAD to be perfect' otherwise my child would turn out a lesser character as a result.
It's for this reason, I've decided that the process of becoming a parent turns you ever so slightly insane. Perhaps this is all part of a greater genetic process, without an element of insanity perhaps we would never choose to become parents. Biology aside, one day you're a perfectly rational human being and the next day you find yourself having a nervous breakdown over whether you should buy a maize or a wicker moses basket.
The intelligent part of my brain knew that at the end of the day, I was giving birth to a baby. For some unknown reason, I had conjured up in my mind that my unborn child was some judgemental, materialistic little being, that needed to be satisfied at all times. How I managed to convince myself that my newborn would know the difference in quality between a Bugaboo and a Quinny Buzz now beggars belief. I pictured her little face in the hospital, staring up at me in disgust when I wrapped her in a soft cotton shawl, "Ermmm... Hang on a minute Mummy, why isn't this cashmere?!"
I'm not claiming to be a parenting guru but the one thing I've definitely learnt from this parenting lark is that it really doesn't have to be perfect. I chose the maize moses basket in the end and the Bugaboo and cashmere shawls were financially out of my reach but strangely enough my baby doesn't love me any less or resent me for it. She's currently upstairs, fast asleep in her cot, dreaming of warm soft loveliness. She's not upstairs stroking her baby pink dyed Mothercare sheets, whinging about their low thread count.
So... A little tip for any prospective parents, give yourself and your bank balance a break. You'll quickly realise that your baby won't give a hoot whether he or she is swaddled in Prada or Primark. Your baby will always think you're perfect.